Full-Screen Wireless CarPlay & Android Auto for Bentley Continental/Bentayga

Does This Sound Familiar?

Your Bentley's screen still shows a tiny letterboxed Apple CarPlay window instead of filling the whole display?
You have to plug in a cable every single time just to get CarPlay working — and the port is already getting loose?
Android Auto isn't available at all on your car, even though you've seen it work on newer models?
Your dealer quoted you several thousand dollars to "update" the infotainment, and that was before labour?
You're using a ten-inch screen but CarPlay is crammed into a box that looks like it belongs on a phone from 2015?
A friend jumped in your Bentley and asked why it doesn't just connect automatically like every other car they've been in?